AMERICA. YOU ARE EMBARRASSING ME. STOP IT.

And the title characters will be renamed “What-son?” and “What’s up, Holmes?”
America why must you ruin everything by thinking you can do it better? STOP.
#NONE OF YOUR REMAKES HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFUL! #STOP NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
Don’t forget Psych. It’s more of a parody, but a fun, but still dramatic, show in its own right. But really, America? I...
we’ve already got a sherlockian show… it’s call PSYCH!!!!!!111111 and it’s awesome! CBS just… STOP!
NO. NO. NO. NO. I DON’T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET (AKA continent) ANYMORE. I read this and literally almost started...
But there is already an American modern Sherlock Holmes called House.
My life. What the hell. You already made the Sherlock Holmes movies, just stop for Gods sakes!